By: Bryan Montgomery
Rating: 3.5 out of 10
Imagine taking yourself back to high school. You’re in calculus class, but you forgot to do your chemistry homework. There’s an illusion that you have the washer method down pat, so you put your head down for 5-10 minutes to do your chemistry work, then you look back up to the whiteboard and realize that the teacher skipped ahead four steps, and you’re completely lost. Now imagine that feeling for three hours. Welcome to Transformers: The Last Knight. It’s loud, it’s pretty to look at and Mark Wahlberg tries his best, but Michael Bay’s newest movie fringes on the limits of self-parody, as there is no conceivable way that a human being can intentionally make something that is this thin, confusing and frankly, boring.